Funny Short story.

As the man, Chris Mickenly dressed in executive military uniform walked down the hotel's hallway he passed four different people, looking at him with the weirdest curiosity. "Why is the guy walking down here?"
Some man asked. "He's probably trying to act official." An old woman said with a grin.
When he got to the room 345 he knocked. The door opened and the man behind the door was the president. Dressed in a cheap suit with a paper American Flag on his suit. "Mr. President, we need to talk." Both men walked in. Chris opened up the brief case and turned on his computer. After a few moments the computer screen turned on, showing a video. "Sir, this is coming live from his Go pro." The President looked at Chris, "What? How?" Chris smiled,"Only he knows sir." Watching the video, the masked man walked up to a enemy soldier. "Hey you!" The enemy turned around and was slapped and nipple twisted. "What the? Where'd you find him? In a dumpster?" Chris put his hand on the president's mouth. "With all due respect sir. Shut your mouth. He is our best." The President was about to tell him to leave when he was interrupted again. "Oh! Oh! Watch this!" Chris shouted, pointing at the computer screen. "This is his signature move." The masked man walked behind an enemy soldier and pantsed him. "Chris." The President whispered. "You're fired."